John Warner, “The Funny Man,” at WriterHouse this weekend

John Warner (R-VA) (no longer serving)

Not this guy.

This weekend at WriterHouse: Two events with John Warner (not the former senator)

John Warner, novelist, humorist, editor for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and TMN’s Biblioracle, will be visiting all the way from Charleston Friday to discuss satire (and his new novel The Funny Man) and Saturday to give a seminar on writing funny. See the WriterHouse website for more details about both events. Want to know what to read next? As the Biblioracle, he’ll give you recommendations based on the last five books you’ve read.

links for 2011-09-27

  • "I am not here today to rail against publishers who go cheap on the copy editing, THOUGH THEY OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. What I am curious about is whether your reading patterns match my own. “The easiest thing for a reader to do is to stop reading,” said Barney Kilgore of The Wall Street Journal seventy years ago. I want to know what makes you stop."

    –I stop as soon as I get a strong feeling that the author either doesn't know what they're talking about, or doesn't know what they're doing. Both are a waste of my reading time.

  • "I think the big mistake most writers make is thinking that becoming involved in your community is something you do after your book is published. Instead, I urge writers to become involved as early as possible, in a genuine, non-book-related way. It’s always a little off-putting when a person suddenly becomes interested in book review venues only once they have their own book. In a similar way, it seems false to only be interested in independent bookstores when you’re trying to get your own book stocked. The better solution is, as a part of your daily work as a writer, support the communities you wish to be a part of, by reading books, writing reviews, promoting other writers or bookstores or whatever in your social networking."

    –Wise words from Matt Bell.

Learn to write funny or scary at WriterHouse this fall

Two more classes on offer at WriterHouse:

Seminar: So You Want to Write Something Funny?

Instructor: John Warner
Cost: $55 Members | $60 Non-Members
Saturday, October 1, 2011 | 9:00am-1pm

It’s easy. Wait, no it isn’t. Yes it is, once you’ve completed this seminar with McSweeney’s Internet Tendency editor and author of The Funny Man John Warner. He’ll talk about theories of humor, why and how humor is such valuable tool within a larger context, techniques for generating humor, and tips on polishing those laughs from polite chuckles to true lol’s.

John Warner is editor-at-large for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and the author of four books, including the definitive satire on writing advice, Fondling Your Muse: Infallible Advice from a Published Author to the Writerly Aspirant. His novel, The Funny Man, a satire of celebrity and America has been recently released by Soho Press. He serves as co-color commentator forThe Morning News’ Tournament of Books, and as a one-man book recommending service, The Biblioracle. After stints at the University of Illinois, Virginia Tech, and Clemson, he now teaches at College of Charleston.

Writing Suspense Fiction

Instructor: Meredith Cole
Cost: $158 Members | $175 Non-Members
7 Wednesdays, October 5-November 16, 2011 | 9:00am-1pm

Great suspense novels and thrillers have non-stop action, surprising twists and turns, and nail-biting tension. In this class, we’ll work on starting a thriller or suspense novel, and crafting stories that are real page turners. We’ll critique pages in class, and discuss pacing, creating great characters (heroes and villains), and story arcs. Students may either start a project or bring in works-in-progress.

Meredith Cole is the author of two mystery novels: Dead in the Water (St. Martin’s 2010), and Posed for Murder (St. Martin’s 2009), which won the St. Martin’s Press/Malice Domestic best traditional first mystery contest.

September events at WriterHouse

After a lazy summer, WriterHouse is ramping up the events, classes, and seminars:

Tomorrow’s (Saturday, September 17) seminar still has space. Even if you haven’t yet registered, come in the morning and register before class.

Get Your Short Story or Essay Published

If you’ve written an essay or short story and want advice on where and how to submit it for publication, come to tomorrow’s seminar from 9am-1pm. Instructor Clifford Garstang will identify resources and techniques for conducting market research and classifying magazines, discuss formatting, cover letters, contests, submission strategies, the perils of simultaneous submission, keeping adequate records, and dealing with rejection. Bring along a draft cover letter for critique along with the first page of a submission. Cost: $55 members, $60 nonmembers.

Sunday afternoon at 2pm, join us for a chat with the author of the short story collection BEFORE YOU SUFFOCATE YOUR OWN FOOL SELF, Danielle Evans, recipient of the PEN/Robert W. Bingham Prize “To a fiction writer whose debut work, published in 2010, represents distinguished literary achievement and suggests great promise.” From the Booklist review of her collection: “Evans’ first collection of short stories deals thoughtfully and incisively with considerations of class, race, and coming-of-age.” WriterHouse member Jocelyn Johnson will be host and moderator for the event. Free and open to the public. Books will be available for purchase and signing.

Thursday evening at 7pm, come to hear children’s author Meg Medina who will discuss her latest book TIA ISA WANTS A CAR, and how she incorporates her Latina heritage into her work.

links for 2011-09-14

  • "In addition to negotiating with magazines and newspapers to offer a subscription service it hopes can challenge Apple's upcoming Newsstand, Amazon is reportedly also thinking about launching an e-book rental service, according to the Wall Street Journal. The service would make a library of backlist e-books available to Amazon Prime subscribers, who already pay $79 per year for free fast shipping and some on-demand video."

    –Behold, the challenging of traditional business models!

links for 2011-09-10

  • "From their egos and anxieties to the way they work, writers have more in common than we might think. The journalist and editor takes us inside the writing process and reveals who gives the best advice for aspiring authors."

links for 2011-09-09

  • Eighteen of Vonnegut's Kindle books are available for $3.99 each through September 28!
  • "What I didn’t say to Mr. Hemon, in my Letter to the Editor, is that to write a memoir is not a simple act of regurgitation or spitting out facts to an “interesting story” along the lines of “first this happened to me, then this happened, then this next thing happened.” Of much greater interest, and at the heart of memoir, is the story behind the story, the memoirist’s courageous ability to reflect upon the past, thus artistically recasting his or her experience into one that’s transformative."

Mark Lawrence at BookBalloon.com September 20-21

From BookBalloon:

Mark Lawrence

Prince of Thorns has been heralded as the fantasy debut of 2011. On September 20 and 21, author Mark Lawrence will be visiting the BookBalloon forum, where you’ll have your chance to find out what the fuss is all about.

Prince of Thorns is the first volume in a planned trilogy about Prince Jorg, heir of the kingdom of Ancrath, and his bloody quest to unite a kingdom. Publishers Weekly called it a “morbidly gripping, gritty fantasy tale …not for the squeamish.”  Read an excerpt here, and learn more about the author at the Prince of Thorns website.

Mark Lawrence will be at BookBalloon beginning Tuesday, September 20. Please join us in the forum  — and bring your questions for Mark. Forum participation requires registration, which is free.

links for 2011-09-08

  • "Because Yelp Needs Cormac McCarthy"
  • "Michael S. Hart, the founder of Project Gutenberg, died in his home on September 6th. He was 64 years old."

    –We have much to thank him for.

  • In a recent sketch on his show, television host Conan O’Brien confessed: “TBS, my new bosses, they’re worried that authors won’t be entertaining enough to our young audience, most of whom have never seen a book.” In response, O’Brien created a new feature that will bring literature to a generation bored with books: Famous Authors on Ziplines.

    –Featuring Tom Wolfe, Joyce Carol Oates, and Maya Angelou.

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