Top 10 books Britons lie about reading

I bet the corresponding list for Yanks tracks pretty closely, with perhaps the addition of some Faulkner or Steinbeck:

Top ten books we lie about reading

1. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R Tolkien
2. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
3. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
4. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus – John Gray
5. 1984 – George Orwell
6. Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone – J.K Rowling
7. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
8. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
9. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
10. Diary of Anne Frank – Anne Frank

I haven’t read #2, but want to; haven’t read #6 or #8 and certainly see no reason to lie about it. But I don’t know, maybe people lie because after the 500th person raves to you about The Da Vinci Code it’s just easier. I might be tempted to lie and say I hadn’t read #4.

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4 Responses

  1. I read War & Peace, it was great. I took it on a trip to Argentina (it was a long trip). The two are connected in my mind, both too long but fascinating and quite an accomplishment.
    I love this list. I havent read 8, I know how could it be- 100 lashes with a wet noodle, and honestly #4 could not keep my interest. Fine we are different but caves? what is that? Typical for my gender I suppose.

  2. I’ve read all of these:

    1. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R Tolkien
    5. 1984 – George Orwell
    6. Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone – J.K Rowling
    7. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
    9. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown

    I haven’t read any of these:

    2. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
    3. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
    8. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
    10. Diary of Anne Frank – Anne Frank

    And Hell will freeze over before I read this one:

    4. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus – John Gray (sorry about that- just can’t do it.)

    “Grapes of Wrath” and “Of Mice and Men” are the only Steinbeck I’ve read. As for Faulkner- only a few of the Short Stories. (A Rose For Emily, Barn Burning, and a few other less than memorable ones).

  3. I’ve read all of them except War and Peace (started, but never finished) and the Mars/Venus book.

  4. 1. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R Tolkien–I’m in the process of re-reading these
    2. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy–no–I bought a copy at the SPCA rummage sale one year, but my cat pulled it out of the bookcase and threw up on it before I got a chance to read it
    3. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte–yes
    4. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus – John Gray–yes, though my instinct would be to lie and say I *haven’t* read it
    5. 1984 – George Orwell–yes
    6. Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone – J.K Rowling–yes
    7. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens–no
    8. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte–yes
    9. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown–see #4
    10. Diary of Anne Frank – Anne Frank–yes

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